Riddles!

Just ask riddles and answer riddles!
Here's one! Ehh I know it's hard!

While driving home after a hard day's work, I came upon the following problem. An entire town had been painted black; the roads, pavements, buildings, hedges, and everything that did not move had been painted black. In addition, my vehicle's headlights were not working, no moon was visible, and power was off in the area, so there were no street or house lights around. At that moment, I entered a curve where a solid black dog (deaf, and thus unaware of the approaching car) was sitting in the road. He had his back to me, so there was not even a glint in his eye, yet I was able to swerve round him quite easily and without danger. How was this achieved?

You turned the steering wheel?

Nope! It's a hard one..

Swirved out of the way?

Lol nope! You're not getting it one bit... What you say is not close at all...

It was a statue

Is he right?

Nope! This Dancer is a she..

Here's a hint.

It was _____ ___ __ ______ ______ _____

(the lines are random sizes)

Uhh... I still don't know.

Lol I don't blame you it's really hard... But here's another hint
It was 2'o _____ on a l___l_ sunny a____n__n

Im not a boy,


it was 2'o clock on a lovely sunny afternoon.

Yep!! Here's your prize! You get poked!

thnx?

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Eseehc? I don't know...

Uh... nacho cheese?

What kind of cheese is made backwards... Hmmm.... EDAM? Well I have to go so byebye!

Bye, see ya!

Yup!

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?

Woah, that one's hard. An eclipse?

Nope, look at the word Minute and Moment.

Minment? This is hard.

Nope, what occurs only one time in the word minute and twice in the word moment.

A second?

Its a letter.

M.